1 00:00:02,913 --> 00:00:04,663 That's it? Just press that? 2 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:09,579 Hello? 3 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:13,630 What... oh. 4 00:00:13,632 --> 00:00:15,465 Hi. My name is Bobby Newport. 5 00:00:15,466 --> 00:00:18,315 And as you can see, I'm in Switzerland 6 00:00:18,317 --> 00:00:21,005 at my family's private fox hunting estate. 7 00:00:21,007 --> 00:00:22,215 But I haven't caught any yet. 8 00:00:22,216 --> 00:00:23,715 They're so fast. 9 00:00:23,716 --> 00:00:27,048 You get close and it's like... zoom... they're gone. 10 00:00:27,049 --> 00:00:29,548 Anyway, my friend Leslie Knope 11 00:00:29,549 --> 00:00:33,006 asked me if I would read this message. 12 00:00:33,007 --> 00:00:35,798 "Recently, the cast and writers of 'Parks and Recreation' 13 00:00:35,799 --> 00:00:37,506 decided to reunite the cast 14 00:00:37,507 --> 00:00:39,673 and make a one-time special to raise money 15 00:00:39,674 --> 00:00:42,340 for people hurt by the coronas. 16 00:00:42,341 --> 00:00:44,590 We, along with NBC Universal, 17 00:00:44,591 --> 00:00:47,167 our neighbors at State Farm, and our friends at Subaru, 18 00:00:47,169 --> 00:00:49,548 will be matching donations to Feeding America, 19 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:51,548 a non-profit organization 20 00:00:51,549 --> 00:00:54,590 that helps people facing hunger all over the country. 21 00:00:54,591 --> 00:00:57,840 Please visit the website and give if you can. 22 00:00:57,841 --> 00:01:01,341 We hope you enjoy this 'Parks and Recreation' special". 23 00:01:02,882 --> 00:01:04,090 What is she talking about? 24 00:01:04,091 --> 00:01:05,423 Something going on? 25 00:01:05,424 --> 00:01:07,466 I... I haven't watched the news lately. 26 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:10,923 What? 27 00:01:17,948 --> 00:01:20,948 - Synced and corrected by 00:02:22,803 The entire story just popped into my head. 48 00:02:22,805 --> 00:02:25,660 This humble little nobody living his life, 49 00:02:25,662 --> 00:02:27,340 walking around on a random Tuesday. 50 00:02:27,341 --> 00:02:28,673 Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. 51 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:30,816 When suddenly, he finds out 52 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,506 from an ancient scroll, 53 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:35,756 that he is actually... 54 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:36,840 The Ledgerman. 55 00:02:36,841 --> 00:02:38,925 Honey, did you put all the caps 56 00:02:38,927 --> 00:02:40,597 back on the cleaning supplies? 57 00:02:40,599 --> 00:02:42,006 Now, the title is either 58 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:44,340 "Cones of Dunshire: The Ledgerman's Ascent", 59 00:02:44,341 --> 00:02:45,881 or, of course, 60 00:02:45,882 --> 00:02:48,411 "Cones of Dunshire: The Curse of the Arbiter's Prophecy". 61 00:02:48,413 --> 00:02:50,548 Okay, honey. I'm gonna be here at work for a while. 62 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:52,873 I have to start the phone tree, and then I will be home. 63 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:54,438 Just hang in there. Keep it together. 64 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,727 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No... take your time. 65 00:02:55,729 --> 00:02:57,289 I'm just gonna start writing a story... 66 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,231 Hello, Leslie. 67 00:03:00,232 --> 00:03:03,189 I see you are contacting me again. 68 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:04,564 This is the system, Ron. 69 00:03:04,565 --> 00:03:06,106 7:00 p.m. phone tree. 70 00:03:06,107 --> 00:03:08,290 I call someone, and then they call someone else, 71 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:10,875 and we keep doing it until everyone has been reached. 72 00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:12,708 This is the system. You got a better system? 73 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:15,875 Yes. We talk far less than that. 74 00:03:15,876 --> 00:03:18,791 Or we just send each other a photo of ourselves 75 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:21,541 holding up today's newspaper to prove we're okay. 76 00:03:21,542 --> 00:03:23,541 It's impossible to get everyone on the phone 77 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:25,166 at the same time, you know? 78 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:26,698 And talking is important, Ron. 79 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:29,347 We have to look out for our mental and emotional health. 80 00:03:29,349 --> 00:03:31,579 This is the only mental health I need. 81 00:03:31,581 --> 00:03:33,249 What are you doing? Are you in your cabin? 82 00:03:33,251 --> 00:03:34,416 I am. 83 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:35,875 I come up here to hunt meat 84 00:03:35,876 --> 00:03:38,375 so I don't have to go to the grocery store. 85 00:03:38,376 --> 00:03:41,416 I've built up about a 12-year supply of venison jerky. 86 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:42,625 I can ship you some. 87 00:03:42,626 --> 00:03:45,166 You'd probably have to get your incisor teeth sharpened. 88 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,750 Ew. No. 89 00:03:46,751 --> 00:03:49,916 When you travel, are you practicing social distancing? 90 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:51,875 I've been practicing social distancing 91 00:03:51,876 --> 00:03:53,416 since I was four years old. 92 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:54,583 Why are you at work? 93 00:03:54,584 --> 00:03:56,083 Well, I shut down 94 00:03:56,084 --> 00:03:58,333 every national park in my jurisdiction. 95 00:03:58,334 --> 00:03:59,875 Sad but necessary. 96 00:03:59,876 --> 00:04:02,375 And then I volunteered for several committees 97 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,750 to help us get through this. 98 00:04:03,751 --> 00:04:06,250 Did you also create those committees? 99 00:04:06,251 --> 00:04:08,125 I did! So many committees, Ron. 100 00:04:08,126 --> 00:04:11,624 I'm chairing all of them. It's every girl's dream. 101 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:13,250 But, you know, between that and the kids, 102 00:04:13,251 --> 00:04:14,791 I've only been getting two hours of sleep 103 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:17,125 instead of my usual four. 104 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,791 This morning, I put oatmeal on my fingernails 105 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,250 because I thought it was nail polish. 106 00:04:21,251 --> 00:04:22,375 I gotta go. 107 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:24,406 Keep the phone tree going, Ron. 108 00:04:24,408 --> 00:04:25,501 Who do I have to call 109 00:04:25,502 --> 00:04:27,958 for my second face-to-face conversation? 110 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,125 According to today's random drawing, 111 00:04:30,126 --> 00:04:33,250 you are calling... Garry. 112 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:35,250 Bully. 113 00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:39,625 - Hey. - Hello. 114 00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:41,300 You got us for the phone tree? 115 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:44,116 No, I got Garry, but I called you. 116 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,931 What are you wearing? 117 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:48,184 Andy and I put all of our stuff in garbage bags, 118 00:04:48,186 --> 00:04:50,833 and every day I put on the first five random things I pull out. 119 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,833 Okay. Where's Andy? 120 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,083 Andy! Ron's on! 121 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:57,833 - Hey, Ron. - Where are you, son? 122 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,625 Why are you in another room? 123 00:04:59,626 --> 00:05:00,626 Are you quarantining? 124 00:05:00,627 --> 00:05:03,791 No, well, kinda. 125 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,958 I locked myself in the shed. I can't get out. 126 00:05:05,959 --> 00:05:07,458 Why doesn't April let you out? 127 00:05:07,459 --> 00:05:09,666 Oh, Ron. 128 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,750 Bert Macklin, FBI, 129 00:05:11,751 --> 00:05:13,666 does not need anyone to help him escape 130 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:14,833 a measly shed. 131 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,416 How long have you been in there? 132 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:19,166 Two days. I'm pretty hungry. 133 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:20,666 Well... 134 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,291 I am going to go now. 135 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,916 Wait... who are we supposed to call next? 136 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:25,833 I suppose you should call Garry. 137 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:28,000 Okay. 138 00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:30,541 No [BLEEP] way we're calling Garry, right? 139 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:31,625 No. Gross. 140 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:32,626 No. 141 00:05:32,627 --> 00:05:34,375 April Ludgate! Andy Dwyer! 142 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:35,708 Hi, guys. 143 00:05:35,709 --> 00:05:37,166 Ann Perkins, my beautiful wife. 144 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,208 - Hi. - Why are you guys not together? 145 00:05:39,209 --> 00:05:40,625 Chris? 146 00:05:40,626 --> 00:05:42,375 Did you lock yourself in the shed? 147 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,489 Probably? 148 00:05:43,491 --> 00:05:44,875 I think that's pretty common these days. 149 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:48,125 Actually, Andy, as I've explained to you several times, 150 00:05:48,126 --> 00:05:50,375 Ann has gone back to work as a nurse. 151 00:05:50,376 --> 00:05:53,458 So out of an abundance of caution, she is isolating 152 00:05:53,459 --> 00:05:55,348 in the southeast part of the house 153 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:57,541 while the kids and I are in the northwest, 154 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:59,500 AKA the living room. 155 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:01,625 - Hi, honey! - Hi, babe! 156 00:06:01,626 --> 00:06:03,375 I'm just helping with out-patient care. 157 00:06:03,376 --> 00:06:04,875 Gotta do what we can. 158 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:07,166 Chris is donating blood four times a week. 159 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,708 Oh, good for you, man. 160 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:09,875 Who are you giving it to? 161 00:06:09,876 --> 00:06:12,208 Just kind of... whoever wants it? 162 00:06:12,209 --> 00:06:14,750 "Trade with the Postmates guy" kinda thing? 163 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,250 I used to date that guy. 164 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,500 Oh, no! Andy. 165 00:06:17,501 --> 00:06:19,750 The CDC asked me to donate 166 00:06:19,751 --> 00:06:22,750 because I am extremely healthy. 167 00:06:22,751 --> 00:06:24,916 My red blood cells are so big, 168 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,583 you can see them with the naked eye. 169 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:28,041 They're like cherry Froot Loops! 170 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:30,833 And my blood type is just positive. 171 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:32,916 They've designated him a super-healer. 172 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,875 So far, it's just Megan Rapinoe, 173 00:06:34,876 --> 00:06:37,416 him, and a panther at the Miami zoo. 174 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:39,583 Okay. Well, gotta go. 175 00:06:39,584 --> 00:06:40,916 Uh, remember, everybody. 176 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,584 Wash your hands and throw all your jewelry in a ditch in the backyard. 177 00:06:43,585 --> 00:06:44,708 Good-bye. 178 00:06:44,709 --> 00:06:46,666 Hi, everyone. I'm here now. 179 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,541 Hi, Leslie. Bye, Leslie. 180 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,750 One of you has to call Garry now. 181 00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:51,634 Haaaaah. 182 00:06:51,636 --> 00:06:53,249 I know were not my designated call, 183 00:06:53,251 --> 00:06:55,125 but I had two minutes before my next meeting, 184 00:06:55,126 --> 00:06:57,541 and I just wanted to say hi and that I love you 185 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,625 and I miss your beautiful face 186 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:00,958 and your beautiful voice and I'm worried about you. 187 00:07:00,959 --> 00:07:03,791 Oh, thank you. 188 00:07:03,792 --> 00:07:06,625 Oh. You were talking about Ann. 189 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,750 Okay. 190 00:07:07,751 --> 00:07:09,375 I'll go now. 191 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:10,625 Hey. How are you? 192 00:07:10,626 --> 00:07:12,625 I'm okay. You know? 193 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:13,958 Chris has been a real trooper. 194 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:15,250 He's working from home, 195 00:07:15,251 --> 00:07:16,791 and he's doing everything with the kids. 196 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,291 How is he exercising? 197 00:07:18,292 --> 00:07:20,558 Well, we did have a Stairmaster 198 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,957 but he's been working out so much 199 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:23,625 that now it's just a smooth ramp. 200 00:07:23,626 --> 00:07:25,041 We should call Garry, right? 201 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,625 No, thanks. 202 00:07:27,626 --> 00:07:28,791 Hello. 203 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:31,291 Or should I say, "selamat pagi", 204 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:32,875 as they say here in Bali? 205 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:34,041 The hell? 206 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:35,958 His book tour got cancelled, 207 00:07:35,959 --> 00:07:37,833 and it was supposed to end with a trip to Bali 208 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:38,834 for him and Lucy. 209 00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:40,000 How are you, Tom? 210 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,448 I haven't gotten you on the phone tree for like a week. 211 00:07:42,450 --> 00:07:43,547 Amazing. 212 00:07:43,549 --> 00:07:45,665 Just, uh, blitzing some entrepreneurial ideas. 213 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:47,625 What do you think about this? 214 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:49,791 - Double-breasted pajamas. - No. 215 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:52,833 Protective masks with other people's teeth printed on them. 216 00:07:52,834 --> 00:07:55,833 Stay safe and look fresh as hell 217 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,791 with Timothée Chalamet's smile? 218 00:07:57,792 --> 00:07:58,876 That's just weird. 219 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,665 Teeny tiny iPads for each finger? 220 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:01,667 Dumb. 221 00:08:01,668 --> 00:08:03,000 Lasagna... 222 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:05,291 that's also toilet paper? 223 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:08,333 Yeah, I might be going a little stir-crazy. 224 00:08:08,334 --> 00:08:11,000 Some of these came to me during my 11:00 p.m. nap. 225 00:08:11,001 --> 00:08:13,166 Isn't it weird time has no meaning anymore? 226 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:15,458 Ooh. Is that something? 227 00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:18,041 A clock with dials that just move randomly? 228 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:19,208 Hang in there, Tom. 229 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:20,875 Let's keep this phone tree going, okay? 230 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,541 Yep, yep. Who am I calling? 231 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:23,542 Garry. 232 00:08:27,042 --> 00:08:29,458 I'm not calling Garry. 233 00:08:30,834 --> 00:08:31,958 What up? What up? 234 00:08:31,959 --> 00:08:33,625 Tommy! Oh, damn. 235 00:08:33,626 --> 00:08:35,458 - Are you in Bali? - You know it. 236 00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:36,500 Hold on. I gotcha. 237 00:08:37,592 --> 00:08:39,541 Oh, snap. My friend Donna's here too? 238 00:08:39,542 --> 00:08:40,958 I'll cheers to that. 239 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,125 Clink. 240 00:08:42,126 --> 00:08:44,875 So, how's it going? How's Joe? 241 00:08:44,876 --> 00:08:46,375 I'm good. Joe's good. 242 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:49,375 School is all online now, so he's teaching from home. 243 00:08:49,376 --> 00:08:51,945 Tom, have you ever witnessed someone 244 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:54,875 trying to teach a group of young children something? 245 00:08:54,876 --> 00:08:55,948 Nope. 246 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:58,457 Based on my experiences playing Fortnite, 247 00:08:58,459 --> 00:09:00,416 children are terrifying 248 00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:01,916 and make you cry almost immediately. 249 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,416 It's terrible. The man is a saint. 250 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:05,583 The job is impossible. 251 00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:07,375 And every teacher deserves 252 00:09:07,376 --> 00:09:09,375 a brand-new Mercedes after all this. 253 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,083 Except for Joe, of course, 'cause 254 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,250 you know I already got him a Mercedes. 255 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,916 Oh, damn. Does it match yours? 256 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:15,916 What you think? Clink. 257 00:09:15,917 --> 00:09:17,708 So who do I get next on the phone tree? 258 00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:19,833 Well, I'm sorry, boo-boo. 259 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:21,416 I hate to ruin your beach buzz... 260 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:22,916 Ugh. Okay. 261 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:25,083 Vacation over. Bye, babe! 262 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:26,541 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 263 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:27,833 I got an idea. 264 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,250 Okay. Call him now. 265 00:09:29,251 --> 00:09:30,251 Okay. 266 00:09:30,252 --> 00:09:32,583 Well, hello there, Donna. 267 00:09:32,584 --> 00:09:34,416 Hey, Tom sent me this meeting number, 268 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,750 and said Brené Brown was giving an emergency TED talk. 269 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:38,500 Oh, [BLEEP], Garry. 270 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:39,583 You're not Brené Brown. 271 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:40,614 Aww. 272 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:42,175 It's great to see you too, Leslie. 273 00:09:42,177 --> 00:09:44,791 So what's new, Mayor Gergich? How's Pawnee doing? 274 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:45,875 Uh, well, not bad. 275 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,458 But I will tell you, some people really fought me 276 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:52,416 when I had to cancel the Annual Pawnee Popsicle Lick 'N Pass. 277 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,958 Very weird tradition. Why did we ever do that? 278 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,125 Hold on a second. 279 00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:58,875 I got some frosting in my ear thing. 280 00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:01,458 Okay. 281 00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:02,958 Garry, you're a dog. 282 00:10:02,959 --> 00:10:04,750 Oh, well. 283 00:10:04,751 --> 00:10:07,182 Gayle has called me that a few times over the years. 284 00:10:07,184 --> 00:10:08,957 Ew, no. Stop. 285 00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:10,791 She means that you're literally a dog. 286 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:12,625 You put a dog filter on your head. 287 00:10:12,626 --> 00:10:14,375 Oh, shoot. Okay, hold on. 288 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:17,298 Um, yeah. Just turn that off. 289 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,290 Mm-kay. Is that better? 290 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:21,958 I mean, you can see the screen too, right? 291 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:23,250 That's clearly not better. 292 00:10:23,251 --> 00:10:25,251 - Geez Louise. - Okay, Garry. 293 00:10:25,252 --> 00:10:26,958 Ben and I are doing a media blitz 294 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,083 to give people an update on where things stand. 295 00:10:29,084 --> 00:10:30,500 So, I don't know. Maybe we could 296 00:10:30,501 --> 00:10:33,102 add in some Pawnee outlets. You know? 297 00:10:33,104 --> 00:10:36,165 And remind people about the official health guidelines 298 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:37,833 and how important it is to stay connected. 299 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,333 That would be awesome. 300 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,000 It is just so important that 301 00:10:41,001 --> 00:10:42,777 the people hear from their trusted leaders. 302 00:10:42,779 --> 00:10:45,141 You know in a... in a crucial time 303 00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:48,124 and a crucial moment in our history bec... 304 00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:50,167 I'm sorry. 305 00:10:50,168 --> 00:10:51,833 I'm just getting a little emotional. 306 00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:04,332 Welcome to "At Home With Joan". 307 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:06,833 I'm your host, Joan Callamezzo. 308 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:10,958 Today's guests are former Pawnee City Councilwoman 309 00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:13,041 and current Deputy Director 310 00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:16,000 of the Department of the Interior, 311 00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:17,208 Leslie Knope. 312 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,333 Hi, Joan. 313 00:11:18,334 --> 00:11:20,549 And her houseboy, Ben Wyatt. 314 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:23,394 Um, I'm actually a member of the House of Representatives, 315 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:24,500 a Congressman. 316 00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:26,541 Whatever sex fantasy works for you two. 317 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:27,875 I'm not here to judge. 318 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:30,500 So, Joan, during this tough time, 319 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:31,791 we just wanna make sure 320 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,541 that people in Pawnee and across Indiana 321 00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:38,166 are making use of every available resource for support. 322 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,375 I agree with that. 323 00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:41,541 Times like these remind me 324 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:43,666 of why I got into news. 325 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:46,041 People need a voice that they can trust. 326 00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:47,708 ♪ Especially ♪ 327 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:50,916 ♪ One with the voice of an angel ♪ 328 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,709 ♪ A legend among icons ♪ 329 00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:57,541 Uh, Leslie and I just wanna make sure 330 00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:00,083 that people are focusing on their mental health 331 00:12:00,084 --> 00:12:01,583 as well as their physical health. 332 00:12:01,584 --> 00:12:03,833 Especially those who live alone. 333 00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:06,250 People who've spent a lot of time on their own 334 00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:08,041 without human contact. 335 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,888 Do you have someone you can talk to, Joan? 336 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:13,079 Yes. A few years ago, I accused Jennifer Lopez 337 00:12:13,081 --> 00:12:14,115 of stealing my look, 338 00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:17,916 and I got into quite a back and forth with her attorney. 339 00:12:17,917 --> 00:12:19,875 No. Friends, Joan. 340 00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:21,083 Look around. 341 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:23,208 I'm surrounded by friends. 342 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:25,583 Every night, I do a show for them 343 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,916 called "Joan on Joan for Joan". 344 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,583 I recount legendary Joan Callamezzo moments 345 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,250 like how I scored my EGOT. 346 00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:35,291 - You have an EGOT? - Yes. 347 00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:37,916 I've been banned from all four ceremonies. 348 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,876 That's it for today. 349 00:12:39,877 --> 00:12:41,375 The show is two minutes long now. 350 00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:43,997 All right. Byeee. 351 00:12:43,999 --> 00:12:45,957 Hi. I'm Dennis Feinstein. 352 00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:49,750 And if you're anything like me in these uncertain times, 353 00:12:49,751 --> 00:12:53,458 you're searching for a new scent or musk 354 00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,916 that also repels and eradicates 355 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,250 any and all viruses. 356 00:12:58,251 --> 00:13:00,291 Introducing Miracle Cure, 357 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:03,083 the cologne proven to kill anything 358 00:13:03,084 --> 00:13:04,541 it comes in contact with. 359 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:05,958 How do I know that? 360 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,625 Because every single animal 361 00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:10,083 that smelled it, tasted, or ingested it 362 00:13:10,084 --> 00:13:11,250 died. 363 00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:14,089 And what are viruses but tiny animals 364 00:13:14,091 --> 00:13:15,333 that live in your body? 365 00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:16,334 I know what you're thinking. 366 00:13:16,335 --> 00:13:19,625 Shouldn't this be tested out by "scientists", 367 00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:22,250 or looked at by "doctors"? 368 00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:24,458 No. You should listen to me, 369 00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:27,416 Dennis Feinstein, and my rich friends. 370 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,916 We know what's best for you. 371 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,500 Miracle Cure. 372 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,750 Welcome to "Ya' Heard? With Perd". 373 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:39,916 I'm Perd Hapley, 374 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,666 the Perd I mentioned a second ago 375 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,750 when I was telling you the name of my show. 376 00:13:43,751 --> 00:13:45,782 Now, here today are two people 377 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,458 who are also my guests. 378 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,666 Leslie Knope from the Department of the Interior 379 00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,409 and Congressman Ben Wyatt. 380 00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:52,958 - Hi, Perd. - Hey, Perd. How are you? 381 00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,832 I guess my first question is more of a query. 382 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,273 What did you want to talk about? 383 00:13:57,275 --> 00:14:01,625 Well, Perd, self-quarantine can create a lot of anxiety. 384 00:14:01,626 --> 00:14:04,166 It's important that we keep in touch with friends, 385 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,291 we go on walks with loved ones, 386 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:08,375 maybe explore a creative side. 387 00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:11,000 I, for example, am polishing a script 388 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:14,125 that just may be the most ambitious Claymation epic... 389 00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:15,541 But... but... but... but... but what my husband 390 00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:16,833 I think is trying to say 391 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,708 is that, you know, by any means possible, 392 00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:20,625 we should try to stay connected with each other. 393 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,958 I can't talk to my friends every day, 394 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,708 but I try to check in with my best friend, Ann, 395 00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:28,500 who is smart and beautiful like a desert fox. 396 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,666 That sounds scary. 397 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,250 She's actually volunteering as a nurse right now in Michigan. 398 00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:36,389 Which is another way that people can feel useful. You know? 399 00:14:36,391 --> 00:14:38,541 Please donate your time, your money, your expertise 400 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,250 in any way you can. 401 00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:41,875 We need everyone's help. 402 00:14:41,876 --> 00:14:43,666 You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. 403 00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,166 And the "it" that you heard 404 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,250 was the things that these people just said. 405 00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:49,375 Now, a word from our sponsors. 406 00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:50,416 Hello. 407 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:52,041 I'm Dr. Jeremy Jamm. 408 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:55,041 This is a very stressful time for all of us. 409 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:57,666 And I'm sure you're all thinking the same thing. 410 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:00,498 How am I, Dr. Jeremy Jamm, 411 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,583 doing right now? 412 00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:04,166 Well guess what. I'm doing great. 413 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,916 Gave myself this pretty sweet quarantine haircut. 414 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,416 Totally nailed it. 415 00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,000 I'm also offering a brand new service... 416 00:15:11,001 --> 00:15:13,208 Home Dental Delivery. 417 00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:14,625 You give me your credit card. 418 00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:17,125 I drop off at your house a bunch of needles, 419 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:19,625 gauze pads, drills. 420 00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:21,291 And then we'll get on the computer. 421 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,291 I'll walk you through your, uh, your root canal 422 00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:24,541 or whatever you got going on. 423 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,708 Is it legal? Probably. 424 00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,375 Is it safe? That's up to you. 425 00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:32,041 You eff this up, it's your own fault. 426 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:33,875 Jamm Orthodontia. 427 00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:36,458 Now you can Jamm yourself. 428 00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:38,583 Ooooo-OOOOOOO! 429 00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:40,291 Well, hello. 430 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:42,791 Where have you been hiding, you sexy little beast? 431 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,041 It's your boy, Jean Ralphio. 432 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:48,250 And guess who just got run over by a Porsche? 433 00:15:49,459 --> 00:15:50,958 This dude did not wanna go to court. 434 00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:54,083 So I am flush with cash. 435 00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:56,125 Saturated with bills. 436 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:57,201 First thing I did? 437 00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:59,291 Obviously, I got this enormous house. 438 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,416 There is no furniture in here, 439 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,833 so everything echoes! 440 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,500 Second thing I did with the racks on racks on racks... 441 00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:07,625 I got some commercial time. 442 00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:08,626 Now I know what you're thinking. 443 00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:09,626 "Does he have a business? 444 00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:10,791 "No, he doesn't have a business. 445 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,458 So what is he advertising?" 446 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:13,625 Sha-boosh. 447 00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:15,750 This is my personal phone number. 448 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,000 Call me anytime you want. 449 00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,791 I am that bored. 450 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,625 And also, I have been banned from Cameo. 451 00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:26,458 ♪ For doing my videos naked ♪ 452 00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:28,166 ♪ Naked ♪ 453 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,666 Please call me. 454 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,166 I am very sad. 455 00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,097 And we are back. 456 00:16:37,099 --> 00:16:39,255 Now, I understand you brought another guest 457 00:16:39,257 --> 00:16:41,833 who is someone who is not either of you. 458 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,875 That's right, Perd. Someone who used to be 459 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:46,833 a very popular children's performer in Pawnee. 460 00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:49,208 Jaaa, Johnny Karate! 461 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,833 Whaa! Haaah! 462 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,833 We asked Johnny to come on your show 463 00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,666 and speak to the children of Pawnee. 464 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,666 Chuuh. That's right, children. 465 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,875 Listen, I know things are weird now. 466 00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:01,500 You're at home. You... 467 00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:03,166 miss school. Ha! 468 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,500 How strange is that? You actually miss school. 469 00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:08,541 Your parents are home as well, 470 00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,041 and they're trying to teach you 471 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:12,500 and it turns out they can't teach you jack 472 00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:14,875 because they are so dumb. 473 00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:18,333 Well, kids, Johnny Karate wants you to know 474 00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:20,416 you must stay strong 475 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,541 and be nice to your parents. 476 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,875 Also... 477 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,583 chh, chh... these... wash them. 478 00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:29,083 Wash your hands. 479 00:17:29,084 --> 00:17:30,916 And I know what you're thinkin'. 480 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:33,083 I'm a 38-year-old man, and I've literally 481 00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,750 never once washed my hands in my entire life. 482 00:17:35,751 --> 00:17:37,916 Andy, have you never washed your hands before? 483 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:41,541 Point is, if we pull together, 484 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:42,583 you and I 485 00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:44,333 can karate... chop... 486 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,750 this... virus! Whhhh! 487 00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:48,708 Things will go back to normal. 488 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:51,416 They just have to, and... 489 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,375 it might not be today. 490 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,375 It might not be tomorrow. 491 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:57,250 It might not be next week. 492 00:17:57,251 --> 00:18:00,833 Might not be a year or a hundred years 493 00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,416 or a thousand years. 494 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:03,906 It might never happen. 495 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,038 Dude. 496 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,082 But it will eventually. 497 00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:10,291 Boys, girls, this is Johnny Karate 498 00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:11,583 signing out. 499 00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:14,583 Chhha! Waai-chi-iii! 500 00:18:14,584 --> 00:18:16,083 Ohh... 501 00:18:16,084 --> 00:18:18,541 Oh, when I did the kick, I pulled something kinda... 502 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,041 Johnny, we can still see you. 503 00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:21,583 Oh, right in my butthole. 504 00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:22,731 Thank you, Johnny Karate 505 00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:25,915 for that very inspiring and confusing message. 506 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:28,416 I am now gonna close this little box that you're in 507 00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:32,084 and look at some funny photos of doggies. 508 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,541 What? 509 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,459 Ron? Where are you? I can't see you. 510 00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,666 Good evening, Leslie. 511 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,201 Wow, you're really taking 512 00:18:47,203 --> 00:18:49,000 that protective gear suggestion to heart. 513 00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:51,500 We're just dealing with a little bit of an incident. 514 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,333 Earlier this evening, Diane and I 515 00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:56,333 took a hike through the woods to take in the sunset 516 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,250 from atop a nearby crest. 517 00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:00,291 Okay. That sounds nice. 518 00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:03,500 It was. Unfortunately, upon our return, 519 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:05,833 we discovered that a particularly nasty 520 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,626 little forest varmint had broken into the cabin. 521 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,500 - What?! - Hi, Leslie. 522 00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:13,523 Oh, my God, is that Tammy 2? 523 00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:16,666 Yep. Apparently, she's been camping outside this whole time, 524 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,000 waiting for just the right moment to strike. 525 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,708 I think her intention was to join us in our marital bed... 526 00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,281 - Mm-hmm. - Eew! 527 00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:27,791 And then, what, wrap a piano wire around my throat? 528 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,291 Uh-uh-uh! 529 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,708 Oh, apparently... 530 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:33,625 - not my throat. - Ha ha ha ha! 531 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:35,209 What? Eew! Eew-eew-eew! 532 00:19:35,211 --> 00:19:37,477 In any case, I subdued her rather easily 533 00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,958 and Diane tied her to this chair. 534 00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:42,121 We were in the middle of sterilizing the place 535 00:19:42,123 --> 00:19:43,458 with bleach when you called. 536 00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:44,764 What are you gonna do with her? 537 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,516 I'll probably put a note around her neck 538 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,457 and leave her down at the fire station. 539 00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:50,486 - How are you holding up? - Not so great. 540 00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,708 You know, I just feel guilty that I can't check in more. 541 00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:56,791 You can't? You forced us all into a daily phone tree. 542 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,041 But I can only talk to one person at a time. 543 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:01,541 And sometimes those people are talking to each other 544 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,458 without me... it's torture! 545 00:20:03,459 --> 00:20:05,625 Ohh, okay, I have to take that. 546 00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:08,250 All right... I love you. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 547 00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:10,083 Just make sure you call the next person. 548 00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:15,894 Hey. Who were you supposed to call this time? 549 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:16,990 I don't care. 550 00:20:16,992 --> 00:20:20,083 I have an idea, and I need your help. 551 00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:21,751 'Kay. 552 00:20:26,752 --> 00:20:28,449 _ 553 00:20:29,641 --> 00:20:32,139 - Hi. - Hey. So I've been 554 00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:33,749 reading over my screenplay... 555 00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:35,750 - And it's nonsense? - Yeah! 556 00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,500 I mean, I don't even remember writing some of this. 557 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,250 I think I need to pay more attention 558 00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:41,916 to my mental and emotional health. 559 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,416 Me too. 560 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,916 Oh, okay, hold on. 561 00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,416 - I'm getting another call. - Oh, uh, merge it. 562 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,625 Trust me. 563 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:50,291 - Hey! - Hey! 564 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,625 Hey, guys! 565 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:54,848 What's going on here? 566 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,719 Oh, my God, oh, my God! 567 00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:58,125 It finally happened! 568 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,179 Leslie, you said you needed something 569 00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:03,458 to lift your spirits, so Andrew... 570 00:21:03,459 --> 00:21:05,958 take it away. 571 00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:14,458 ♪ Up in horsey heaven ♪ 572 00:21:14,459 --> 00:21:15,660 ♪ Here's the thing ♪ 573 00:21:15,662 --> 00:21:17,291 Every time with this song. 574 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:18,791 Wyatt! 575 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:23,615 - Here we go. - ♪ Trade your legs for angel's wings ♪ 576 00:21:25,308 --> 00:21:28,457 ♪ Once we go all said good-bye ♪ 577 00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,166 This is a long song. 578 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,750 Shut up, Ben! 579 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:35,083 ♪ You take a runnin' leap and you learn ♪ 580 00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:38,250 ♪ To fly ♪ 581 00:21:38,251 --> 00:21:42,500 ♪ Bye-bye little Sebastian ♪ 582 00:21:44,751 --> 00:21:51,333 ♪ Miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ 583 00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:55,500 ♪ Bye-bye, little Sebastian ♪ 584 00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:02,083 ♪ You're 5,000 candles in the wind ♪ 585 00:22:02,084 --> 00:22:04,750 I'm gonna run out my entire battery. 586 00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:11,541 ♪ Though we all miss you every day ♪ 587 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:18,208 ♪ We know you're up there eatin' Heaven's hay ♪ 588 00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:23,375 ♪ And here's the part that hurts ♪ 589 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,708 ♪ The most ♪ 590 00:22:26,709 --> 00:22:29,541 ♪ Humans cannot ride ♪ 591 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:31,625 ♪ A ghost ♪ 592 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,541 Everybody sing it now! 593 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:38,041 ♪ Bye-bye, little Sebastian ♪ 594 00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:45,958 ♪ I miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ 595 00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:48,934 ♪ Bye-bye ♪ 596 00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:51,041 ♪ Little Sebastian ♪ 597 00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:55,416 ♪ You're 5,000 candles ♪ 598 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,416 ♪ In the wind ♪ 599 00:22:59,084 --> 00:23:03,416 ♪ Maybe some day we'll saddle up again ♪ 600 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:08,833 ♪ I know I'll always miss ♪ 601 00:23:08,834 --> 00:23:11,875 ♪ My horsiest friend ♪ 602 00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:19,666 ♪ Spread your wings and fly ♪ 603 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:23,500 ♪ Spread your wings and fly ♪ 604 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:27,250 Oh, that was amazing! 605 00:23:27,251 --> 00:23:29,583 Someone needs to stop me before I accidentally say 606 00:23:29,584 --> 00:23:31,416 this is the best month of my life. 607 00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:32,750 Thank you, everyone. 608 00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,250 - Bye! - Bye, everyone. 609 00:23:34,251 --> 00:23:35,824 Bye! Bye, best friends! 610 00:23:35,826 --> 00:23:36,958 Bye-bye! 611 00:23:36,959 --> 00:23:39,958 Thank you very much for doing this for me, Ron. 612 00:23:39,959 --> 00:23:42,291 It was easy. I just called all your friends 613 00:23:42,292 --> 00:23:44,791 and told them I thought you needed a little help. 614 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,467 They cleared their schedules. 615 00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:48,741 I miss you very much, and I love you. 616 00:23:48,743 --> 00:23:50,765 Now, go take Tammy to the fire station. 617 00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:52,906 We actually just covered her in deer fat 618 00:23:52,908 --> 00:23:54,458 and left her out for the wolves. 619 00:23:54,459 --> 00:23:55,791 - Ron! - Don't worry. 620 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,958 She's fine. She chewed through her ropes 621 00:23:57,959 --> 00:24:00,041 and went running off into the night. 622 00:24:00,042 --> 00:24:02,625 I'm actually a little worried for the wolves. 623 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:05,786 Leslie... don't spend all your time 624 00:24:05,788 --> 00:24:07,958 looking after other people. 625 00:24:07,959 --> 00:24:10,708 Look after yourself once in a while. 626 00:24:10,709 --> 00:24:13,125 That's good advice. I'll call you tomorrow. 627 00:24:13,126 --> 00:24:14,791 I'm sure you will. 628 00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:18,750 Leslie, can you help me fix my computer? 629 00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:22,613 Damn it, Garry! 630 00:24:22,615 --> 00:24:24,637 Thank you for watching, everyone, 631 00:24:24,639 --> 00:24:27,165 and if you can, please donate to Feeding America 632 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:28,666 at the website below 633 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,833 or any other charity that supports 634 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:34,166 front line healthcare workers, food insecure people, 635 00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,500 or citizens in need. 636 00:24:35,501 --> 00:24:37,000 And if you need to talk to someone, 637 00:24:37,001 --> 00:24:39,416 contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness 638 00:24:39,417 --> 00:24:41,489 at nami.org 639 00:24:41,491 --> 00:24:43,592 or any other organization designed to help us 640 00:24:43,594 --> 00:24:44,666 through this tough time. 641 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:47,416 Stay safe and hang in there. We love you. 642 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:48,583 - We love you. - Stay safe. 643 00:24:48,584 --> 00:24:50,583 God bless you, stay safe. 644 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:53,939 - Stretch! - Stay healthy, stay sane. 645 00:24:53,941 --> 00:24:55,941 This is... kind of weird. 646 00:24:58,988 --> 00:25:01,988 - Synced and corrected by